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August 10, 2005

It's Overseas Residents Season

And this fine city is filling up with our dear European resident Maghrebines, on vac to visit family, engage in modest levels of contraband product sales, pretend they are more successful than they really are, and generally behave in most peculiar manners while their friends, cousins and the like try to milk them for every Euro they can.

It is a fine spectacle, in short, and one which I enjoy to no end.

First, the fine Euro-Maghrebine chicas strutting their stuff warms my heart, or something like that, and provides no small amount of visual distraction in those few moments that I escape my Screens and data.

Indeed, given the recent office drought of Leb Pop Tartery and the utterly sub-standard receptionists now in place, a bit of Euro-Maghrebine pop tartery is warmly welcomed. And so too by the local boys, who can dream of their Euro-Maghrebine slut-wife with a fine Euro citizenship package.

That is until moralising kicks in.

This reminds me of my neglected post - as soon as I finish my real work trying to find interesting things to say about MENA IPOs and private high net worth investing - on something attached to this subject.

Otherwise, it is also the season that one is reminded that literally millions of Maghrebines live and work in Europe, and that they are one of the prime drivers of liquidity in the system - as well as the real estate booms in weird places in the middle of bloody nowhere that only expatriated bumpkins would think is worth socking tens of thousands of Euros into dubious multi-story housing. On the other hand, it is housing.

Off, must meet some official people, get drunk and talk about things they shouldn't share with me, and me them. Quid pro quo.

Later I have to engage my upcoming joint venture partner in a particularly tedious conversation regarding documentation that this incompetent and irritating government requires of me to prove good faith, good morals, proper club membership, etc. etc. so as to allow the JV to go forward.

Of course, I am lukewarm on the concept to start with, but in for a penny, in for a pound. Signed up to - although the surprise faqih convo put me in a bad move, even if it was a shrewd move on her part. Bloody vixen knows my scummy mindset too well.

Posted by The Lounsbury at August 10, 2005 06:20 PM
Filed Under: Perso-Expatedness

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Out of curiosity, how does one go about proving good morals, much less good faith, from a logistical point of view?

Posted by: Eva Luna at August 11, 2005 01:50 AM

watch out for those vixens! they know how to work the system all too well.

Posted by: drdougfir at August 11, 2005 08:54 AM

One proves good morals with a "attestation of good morals" signed by someone who does such things.

Wonderful bureaucracy.

Posted by: The Lounsbury at August 11, 2005 10:59 AM

Funny, I'd have thought you'd appreciate the idea of morals for a fee.

Posted by: Eva Luna at August 11, 2005 02:36 PM

Well, the idea amuses me, just not all the fucking paperwork, I have to file 14 different fucking forms for these cretins.

Posted by: The Lounsbury at August 11, 2005 02:44 PM

Oh believe me, I feel your pain - I spend my life doing that, and I'm not even the JV participant.

Posted by: Eva Luna at August 11, 2005 04:23 PM

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